(Source: austro)

(Source: snow-cone)

(Source: randomscreencap)

Person: Theatre is stupid.
Person: Musicals are gay.
Me:
Person:
Me:
Police: So can you tell me what happened?
Me: He ran into my knife.
Me: He ran into my knife ten times.

(Source: goddamngaga)

(Source: mols)

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(Source: kezzoh)

(Source: besoindedanser)

attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i don't like you back
attractive boy: hi i live on the other side of the planet
attractive boy: hi i don't know that you exist
attractive boy: hi i'm a fictional character